US — Following Derek Chauvin’s responsible verdict on all 3 counts, riots have been known as off throughout the nation. Some freedom fighters have been pissed off by this as they’d their eyes on some particular merchandise they wished to liberate.
“I mean it’s good we got the verdict we wanted, I guess, but now I can’t loot — I mean liberate, that big screen TV tonight!” complained justice advocate Larry Smith. “Oh well, I guess I’ll have to wait until the next outrage.”
Others like Larry complained that they acquired dressed for this and stood exterior Target for hours for nothing. “I just feel kinda stupid now, I waited outside the store shouting all day and I didn’t even get to break anything or pick up some AirPods… for justice of course.” stated largely peaceable protestor Doug Flandel.
“It’s just frustrating to put so much effort into buying pallets of bricks, and filling milkshakes with cement that you never get to throw.” added others. “And to make matters worse I have to go to work tomorrow because the city isn’t shut down.”
When requested what’s subsequent Larry Smith replied, “Well, I suppose we’ll simply go throw soup cans at some cops till they launch tear gasoline unprovoked. Maybe that video will spark rioting and looting.”