U.S.—The nation’s white fathers lately realized concerning the rampant problems with racial injustice dealing with individuals of shade on this nation. When they heard that individuals had been going to get free sneakers to assist justice or no matter, the fathers instantly jumped on board to attain their very own pairs of sneakers.
But as an alternative of the Nike Store, many of the white dads ran over to Walmart to choose up a pair of candy New Balances.
“I care about justice!” shouted native father Brent Paulson as he grabbed a sick pair of New Balance Men’s 608 V6 Casual Comfort Cross Trainers. “I hereby take these sweet sneaks in the name of Jim Floyd, or whatever that guy’s name was!”
On the way in which out of the shop, Paulson snagged some batteries. “Can never have too many batteries!”
“If this is what protesting for justice looks like, count me in!” he shouted. “Justice! Justice! Justice!”
At publishing time, all fathers had joined Black Lives Matter after studying they might rating a brand new lawnmower at Home Depot.